Office dating jokes
We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." Bob was in trouble. " The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?
" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass? She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. " Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. " A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties.
My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.