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In fact, sitting on the toilet for long lengths has probably made me the person I am today. However, no matter what condition each person has, you know it’s in their ass. ♦◊♦ We go into the actual room where the magic happens. The seat is comfortable; no one can talk to me; I can relieve stress in multiple ways; I can concentrate. In the waiting room for a colorectal surgeon, that remains the case. Apparently my self-diagnosis was absolutely correct. This news strengthens my hypothesis that I am right about 95 percent of the time.David Gauke has claimed Boris Johnson wants to lose a crunch No Deal vote this week so the PM can launch a 'purge' of Tory Remainer rebels and turn the Conservatives into the Brexit Party ahead of a snap general election.Westminster is braced for a parliamentary week which will shape the UK's immediate and long term future as opposition MPs plot to seize control of the Commons and pass a law against a No Deal Brexit.If that were to happen, I might be able to meet a girl I like, get married, and pass on my DNA. Nobody wants me to be a happy person, because then they would feel bad about themselves.
I ask him, giggling, if he’s at least going to take me to dinner first. And the person I am today is a person with hemorrhoids. They form inside the rectum and tend to hang down and peek out until they’re physically, unceremoniously, forced back in. I called my dad and asked, “Have you ever had hemorrhoids? I’m surprised the waiting room isn’t filled with empty chairs and people standing, looking forlornly at the seats. Inside, there seems to be a standard bench, but this one has a outcropping to place your knees on.He brings out the finger and, instead, uses an instrument called an anal scope. Let’s just say it is as horrible as you can imagine.It also has a light on it, because, obviously, my ass is poorly illuminated.Some say it’s from sitting on the toilet too long (guilty). Others say it’s from not eating enough fiber (guilty). Also, there’s obesity (guilty), heavy lifting (guilty—remember when my balls twisted together? I’m not exactly sure when I first noticed, but at some point, during wiping (another thing, I am a notorious hyper wiper—perhaps another cause), I realized I had a little buddy. A friend who wanted to poke his head out and see what was going on. The doctor fiddles with something and with several mechanical whirrs, the bench rises about a foot and dips forward.♦◊♦ Hemorrhoids are inflamed bits of vein that fill with blood, bleed, and are very painful and sensitive. I had not expected that Transformers would play a role in my butt-health crisis.